i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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