I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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