Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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