I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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