New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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