I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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