yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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