in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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