It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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