Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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