so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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