it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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