Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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