At least make sure they are 18
Why
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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