butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
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I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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