am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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