just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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