Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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