she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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