just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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