Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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