you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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I just want nice things and good sex
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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