Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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