There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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