Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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