i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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