no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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