I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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