Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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