I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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