Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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