I think I just saw someone hide a body.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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