Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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