My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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