Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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