THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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