Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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