i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize