White coat. Heels.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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