Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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