are you so shy because you have an std?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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