so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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