it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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