I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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