have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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