I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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