yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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