i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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