She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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