his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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